You are so gorgeous that you made me forget my pick up line. You remind me of my garbage bin, I'd love to take you out on thursdays. These are seriously cheesy pick up lines!īecause I'm sure I just saw you checking out my package.īecause I really want to drill you and make a huge mess. ![]() I'm not a weatherman, but you can definitely expect at least 3 inches tonight.īecause you certainly have my privates standing at attention. "Do you have a match?" respond with "I have the perfect match, me and you" "Do you have the time?" respond with "Do you have the energy" Polyester (they expect you to say boyfriend material) How about this, you give me yours and just wait to see what I can do with it.ĭo you know how much a fat penguin weighs?īecause I have some awesome karma-sutra positions to show you.īecause I haven't done you but I wish I had.įeel my shirt, do you know what it is made of? I’m not an expert at maths, but I’m great with numbers. They told me to never judge a book by its cover but I don't even know you and I am already checking you out.įirst we get really hammered, then I get to nail you Man: Because I have no idea how you work, but I have a feeling in my belly that makes me want to take you out.īecause you completely just blew me away.Īpart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?īecause you defnitely have everything I have been searching for. Man: (Whilst flexing his guns) Because these pythons are sick Man: Is there a vet anywhere around here? Need more good pick up lines? We are just getting started.
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